Boxers vs Briefs

This column is strictly dedicated to the ones that have an overflowing amount of testosterone. See, that is like 50% of the population (ideally), however since our country has proved its narrow mindedness in that matter I would say that the population that I am talking to is more than the 55% of this country. I know right? Sadness evoked.

Anyways the point of this column is to freely state and discuss the things only related to “Guys” hence the name (that was a no brainer).  So for the inaugural issue I am going to put the point up of the most controversial thing that guys go through secretly. That is of course the universe defining question. Boxers Vs Briefs? (For those of you who thought that I was going to talk about Boxers like Muhammad Ali or Briefs like those lame answers in our board exam papers, leave immediately and turn in your man card on the way out)

Boxers: -

Now imagine the feeling that your ears get when you stick your head out the window of your car or go on a bike ride without wearing a helmet. Do you have it clearly in your mind? If you do then that is what Boxers are. It’s as simple as that. Boxers give the person who wears them a “devil-may-care” attitude. This is because everything is so calm and free flowing. Boxers have the soft and comfy feel to them, and for those maniacs that like to roam without their pants in their own home (for the sake of privacy I hope). Anyways, boxers make you feel cool and that’s the reason why most of like to wear them (plus not to mention that of we had to strip at any point, boxers would look more cooler than the others)

However like all the good things in life, including boxers, everything has a down side. First of all, since everything is free flowing, boxers do tend to get irritating when you are performing rigorous running, work out sessions etc. Plus, if you are a fat guy, then boxers rarely look good on you, they give you that round hip that make guys call you a girl and girl call you well, a girl. Boxers also get irritating when everything around it like “humid and hot” and you can’t take your pants off.

Briefs:-

Briefs are tricky little articles. If you ever had the ultimate boredom syndrome I advise you to go and checkout the types of briefs. They are like really wide ranged species. That’s the good thing about briefs; there are a lot of selections. I mean boxers do have selections but they are mostly related to colors and design and all, here briefs have a change in everything from the string pattern to the most important place. Another thing about wearing briefs is that they really pack perfectly, so you can run, jump and dive (no I am not quoting Cinthol here)

However the worst thing about briefs is that, they are really un-cool. I mean rarely can wearing briefs be classified as cool, imagine if you had to strip in public and you didn’t have the appropriate size. Ah the shame.