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Soft Singh Yadavji has done it once again!!! He kissed the fat lady who was yet to sing the UPA’s FDI tunes has now started to prepare songs on COMMUNALISTS. The not-so-Soft-Yadavji is known for his resolute integrity on changing his mindless mind, statements, and flings with all parties. He has got an absolutely flawless record of using cheaply inane tricks to fight communal forces, because he thinks...

Yes!! Yes!! Yes. My government is here again. A slap on the face of all who said that this government is bitten by a bug called “policy-paralysis”. As I have a very potential threat of getting arrested by Kutil Chappal, I hereby will accost our beloved G** as Banana republic. Last week the monkeys present in the Banana republic introduced the next big thing-...

“My comparison of Arvind and Rukhi Sawant is actually a part of Con(s)gress Manifesto. I have deepest respect for exposes. You see, Osamaji is another respected leader in my life. His death has caused me lose my leftover sanity level” said DigDogVijayji in an exclusive interview to The Delusional Reporter on the occasion of our Scribido 2.0 launch. It was my delusional decision to call Mr. DigDog...

                                    It’s been a long time since I wrote part 1 on this topic. I would have guided my delusion to write the next part had the dynamic-and-rhetoric Arvind Kejriwal not played politics of inchoate mudslinging instead of politics of astute reform....

I am surprised and confounded- who is the real aam-admi crusader? The super dynastic-cum-anarchist-cum-apparently dictator UPA or the expose master who has gained proficiency in measuring India’s pathetic condition with only one yardstick called ‘corruption’ and also an elite gentleman who attributes cleansing of India to exposing individuals instead of holding the policies culpable, Mr. Arvind Kejriwal.   A sycophant like me (obviously to Congress) is worried, not because our government is failing to retain its already diminished...

                                    I reiterate my semblance that I am anti-communal, anti-rightwing, anti-left, anti-aam admi, anti anti-Congress and also, the most important one- Pseudosecular. I am happy that our otherwise silent-struck-deadpan PM finally spoke on the television...